Dear Felicia

Dear Felicia;

It has been a while, yes, but I'm fine. I'm happy you girls can make it back home now, it certainly has been awhile since you girls returned to your roots. This "Marvel" place does seem like a great place to stay, but surely it doesn't hurt to visit your old friends every once in a while (well, maybe not Pyron, Jedah or Demitri...)

I'm glad you guys had fun abroad (a funny-dressed giant bigger than the moon, huh?.....Did that Shintai Baby grow up or something?), I really, really wanted to go to that show, but, well, lets just say me and the others had our hands full with something (don't you worry your pretty head over it, we'll tell you guys about it on your return).... but I'm sure you rocked that stage anyway (speaking of which, DO tell me about that Ghost Rider incident...).

I hoped Morrigan and Lei Lei didn't give you that much trouble (well, at least look out for Lei Lei, its her first time out. Morrigan doesn't really need that much protection now, does she?). Well, I'm glad you met all sorts of guys on your tour, and well, they had to be blind if they didn't notice you (well, I, totally, have, nothing against...well...anyway, I wish I could go too, to, you know, brawl and stuff...yea....). You're a big girl now, you can make your own decisions, but just promise me you'll never let anybody change who you are, alright?

By the way, one of the pictures that you mailed me....well...are you sure Morrigan deleted all those "evidences"? (Who is that dwarf in the heart-covered tighty-whities?).

Anyway, wow, it looks like we're not so forgotten huh? I guess we've got you girls to thank. Its nice to see others taking an interest in us...who knows, maybe someday we'll cross paths with them (That Ryu guy left before we finished that spar...tell him he still owes me a fight!). I know I'm not the only one looking forward for a cross-over, BB and Anarkaris just weren't the same after their tours ( I swear, BB was actually crying when she tried to kill me last tuesday, then she just upped and gave up, saying her heart just wasn't in it now. Oh, and Anarkaris now stays in his pyramid all day, writing angry messages to his deities for not putting him on the cross-over train).

Well, as much as it must be nice to make new friends (yadayadayada-you know me), something tells me you should keep away from that Wesker fellow...its bad enough to have one talking zombie rocker here (speaking of which, I haven't seen him, Rikuo and Donovan in awhile...something about a "cameo appearance").

I have a fan? Wow, I...don't know what to say (I know! Tell her I said "AAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!"). I'm really flattered that she would paint herself like me, maybe I'll return the favor some day. (Oh, and...wow, you look...gorgeous....as Iris).

Well...you know I'm terrible at goodbyes....

- Love, Jon
- P.S on an unrelated note, what is "catnip guy's" home address and security number?
- P.S.S I don't know what does P.S stand for either...





Felicia's letter; [link]