Merry Christmas!

During Christmas, it doesn't matter how big your presents are. What matters is your sincerity and goodwill, and expressing how much the people you love mean to you.

Anyway, Felicia just threw a huge christmas party, and all the Darkstalkers came to celebrate....

Except Jon.

So its 11:27pm, and the guests had all gone home. Felicia was just tidying up when....

*Pounding on the door*

Felicia: "BB, is that you? You left your rocket launcher on the sofa."

*Felicia opens the door, and finds a half-frozen Jon*

Jon: "H-hh-h-h-h-h-hi-f-f-f-f-f-f-fe-"

Felicia: "JONNY!"

After a rib-breaking hug and 15 minutes by the fire....

Felicia: "Where have you been wolfie? Man, that party was so awesome! Sasquatch made snowmen in my living room, Q-Bee got her bees to sing carols, blah blah blah....."

Jon: "Fe-"

Felicia: "But Jedah kinda spoilt the mood when he spilt blood into the punch, but Demitri didn't mind OH, and Victor made the lights go REALLY bright when he drank too much eggnog, blah blah blah...."

Jon: "Fel-"

Felicia: "Then Morrigan and Lilith came in and they were like in these one-piece santa outfits and *GASP* PRESENTS! Oh yeah, the presents! Hey, I got you one just for you!"

Jon: "Feli-" *got dragged off to a big stack of presents*

Felicia: "Ehhh, heheh, erm, sorry Jonny. I mean, you don't usually show up for the Crossovers, so nobody really remembered to get you something....."

Jon: "Joy."

Felicia: "But I did!" *Quickly starts rummaging through gigantic boxes of presents*

Felicia: "Ok, lets see, nope, honey from Q-Bee, Bananas from Sasquatch...."

Jon: "Felicia."

Felicia: "Souls from Jedah, cosmic black-hole from Pyron..."

Jon: "Felicia."

Felicia: "Yacht keys from Demitri, private suite from Morrigan....."

Jon: "Wait, Demitri gave you a yacht?!"

Felicia: "Hey, he gave everybody a yacht. Didn't wrap them though, that che-"

Jon: "FELICIA."

Felicia: "Alright, jeez, what???"

Jon shyly passes her his present.

Jon: "You didn't think I'd miss today, would you?"

Felicia: "Oh, Jon, I-I..."